HOLLYWOOD – As box office sales fall, and more Americans are staying home to watch TV, Hollywood is worrying what they can do to put cheeks in the seats in theaters nationwide. They can start by telling their entertainers to stop their political preaching to the public.
Buuuuuuut….that’s not going to happen. So, as more and more former moviegoers make the choice to stop paying the super-rich, misguided crybabies their hard-earned money, a new star has emerged to entertain the rest of us.
Enter the anti-Trump liberal meltdowns. In the wake of Donald Trump’s presidency, the anguished antics displayed by more and more Lefties are showing great promise as an alternative form of entertainment that many Americans are seeking.
Here are a few of the emerging stars in the meltdown field, with more coming out every day:
It’s alright, Hollywood celebrities. We’ll be fine. The examples above show more range, more raw emotion, and give us more laughs than most anything you put out there for us. These people will provide more than enough material for us.
So Madonna, Cher, Bruce, Alec, De Niro, Gwyneth, Katy Perry, etc., we’re moving on. In fact, we promise we won’t even miss you.