Liz Warren: I Would Have Impeached Soleimani Rather Than Killing

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CAMPAIGN TRAIL – Senator Elizabeth Warren, half-Iranian herself, slammed President Trump this weekend over his drone strike that killed Iran’s terror leader Qasem Soleimani just days ago. “Personally, I would have impeached the mother****er…and then had a beer, rather than killing him.”

Warren explained that being impeached is a fate worse than death, even if one hasn’t officially been impeached. “Look, I don’t know what Nancy (Pelosi) is thinking, but Democrats consider the president impeached. Our low information voters consider him impeached. That’s all that matters.”

“Can you imagine the scorn Soleimani would have faced from his own people if we had impeached him?” Liz continued. “Well, he’ll never get to find out now. But, he wouldn’t have been able to show his face in Tehran! It would have been brutal.”

She also reminisced, “When I was a little girl in Iran, we would be mesmerized by stories our elders would tell us about those who had been impeached in the past. It ruined lives. There’s no way to cure the sting of impeachment. It stays with you forever – like a bad DNA test.”

Finally, Warren told reporters that she should be president because she’s not afraid to impeach anyone, at any time. “Rockets and drones scare me. I prefer impeachment.”

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