ENGLAND – The maker of Lysol disinfecting products is having to remind liberals on Twitter not to take their cleaning products internally. The move came after President Trump made an off-the-cuff remark about disinfectants possibly being something that could kill the coronavirus.
Conservative and independent Americans did not freak out over the president’s comments. They know better than to inject a disinfectant into their bodies. But progressives in the States are not as bright as their counterparts. They ran to social media to insist the American president was telling people to inject/ingest Lysol, bleach, or other disinfectant products.
The U.K. based company has had to enlist the help of American comedian Bill Engvall. Engvall is famous for his ‘Here’s Your Sign’ comedy routine in the 1990’s in which he made fun of stupid people who have no common sense.
Engvall said because of Trump Derangement Syndrome, it’s become necessary for him to reprise his bit. “Mainly, the Lysol people are worried about those on the Left who can’t follow warning labels, and those dumb enough not to know better than to inject disinfectants.”
“It’s crazy that I’m having to do this,” the comedian said, “But here we are. The company is worried some liberal will inject himself and die – just to make Trump look bad. I was talking to Mr. Clean the other day, and even he’s embarrassed for those people. Good lord.”