CALIFORNIA – Congresswoman Maxine Waters (Deranged-CA) has a one track mind that only leads to impeachment. She’s consumed by it. So much so that just in the last week, she’s impeached her own nanny, hairstylist, and gardener. The workers were caught off guard by the move.
“She just walks around muttering ‘Impeach 45,’ ‘Must impeach!’ or ‘I’ll impeach all you bastards!’ whenever she’s here at the house,” the nanny said, speaking in broken English. “Last weekend, she had insomnia. I heard her counting impeachments to try to fall asleep. I never thought she’d do that to me though.”
Maxine’s personal hairstylist tearfully recalled her impeachment. “I was finishing her hair the other day, just before she was to appear on MSNBC. Suddenly, a James Brown song came on the radio and she flipped her wig! She accused me of making fun of her hair with the musical reference. She impeached me right on the spot. I didn’t even do anything!”
The gardener took his impeachment in stride. “I work for the woman, but the bitch is whack! She’s crazy. She didn’t like the way I was working her flowerbeds the other day and just walked out and impeached me. Craziest thing I ever saw. I just stood there, speechless.”
The hired help will continue to keep their jobs, but will now have to work with the stank of impeachment forever associated with them. Thanks to Maxine, all three fear they’ll have trouble finding future jobs with impeachment on their resumes.
Waters continues to insist on impeaching President Trump every five minutes – even in her sleep.