Success! After 100 Days of Trump Presidency, Hillary Still Not President

WASHINGTON – There is tons of talk by the mainstream media about their invented “first 100 days” schedule for presidents to get things accomplished, and whether or not said presidency is a success based on those accomplishments.

One guarantee that can be made here, however: President Trump will enjoy looking back on his first 100 days in office with much more satisfaction than Hillary Clinton celebrating her 100 days of NOT being president.

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Yes, 100 days into the current administration, and Hillary still sucks. It appears that she will continue to suck from here on out, and she has passed on her sucking gene to daughter Chelsea. Because of their anger over losing last November, the two have decided to punish the American people with their continued presence.

OK, Speaker Paul Ryan is a healthcare failure. Obama holdovers in various agencies continue to place landmines for Trump and his people to deal with. But despite any stalls or setbacks so far, his presidency has been a resounding success because Hillary does not live in the White House.

Did we mention that Hillary still sucks? And Chelsea too? Just wanted to make sure we drove that point home. Be happy, because it could be much, much, much worse.


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3 Thoughts to “Success! After 100 Days of Trump Presidency, Hillary Still Not President

  1. Yeah, talk about dodging a bullet. It was a pretty close-run thing, but as my mother (God rest her soul) used to say, a miss is as good as a mile.

  2. YIKES! Talk about a nightmare avoided!!!! Regardless what his hairdom does in the next 1360 days, it can’t begin to arrive at the catastrophe we avoided! GREAT BLOG!

    1. E. Williams

      Thank you, my friend! Right back atcha

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