WASHINGTON – Now that her cover has been blown, former Obama partner in crime, Susan Rice is headed for the big screen. Al Gore, the creator of climate change scam films “An Inconvenient Truth” and a soon to be released sequel, has hired Rice to be the lead in his next film, “An Inconvenient Sleuth.”
Rice has apparently fancied herself a stealthy detective during her time in the Obama administration, sticking her nose into places within the intelligence community where it doesn’t belong. It’s come to light this week that she helped herself to secret material that a White House staffer should not be privy to.
Susan Rice has had numerous people “unmasked” against their will, the latest being Barry Manilow, who Rice has revealed as gay – shocking a whopping 6% of the world’s population. There is no telling what dirt she has on many other well-known Americans.
Al Gore said Rice is the perfect person to play a sleuth in his movie because of her ability to lie with a straight face, and in front of the camera. “I viewed her lying about Benghazi on 5 Sunday talk shows in 2012 as her audition. She was fabulous. And you have to admit, her getting busted this week for unmasking the president and his aides is pretty inconvenient for both her and president Obama!”