Jussie Smollett To Receive Razzie For Worst Hate Crime Performance

CHICAGO – In a late addition to this week’s 2019 Golden Raspberry Awards, or “Razzies” as they’re also called, honoring the worst in acting, Jussie Smollett will be scoring his first win for his latest acting effort. The hapless actor will receive this year’s Worst Hate Crime Performance by an Individual or Ensemble¬†Razzie. Fresh off being taken into custody by Chicago Police, the announcement brightened Jussie’s mood and bolstered his belief that “any publicity is better than no publicity.” His cell mates agreed. Explaining the organization’s rationale for honoring Smollett,…

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Amid Allegations, Dustin Hoffman Banned From Ever Making Alabama Senate Run

MONTGOMERY – Civic leaders throughout Alabama are reacting tonight to allegations of sexual misconduct by Hollywood actor Dustin Hoffman, who is being accused of making unwanted sexual advances to several young women – including one who was a teenager at the time. The charges mean that Hoffman, 80, will never be allowed to run for an Alabama senate seat, no matter how badly he might want to. Newly-elected senator Dougie Jones said the state cannot handle another Roy Moore fiasco. State politicians admitted they’ll have to keep a sharp eye…

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