Alec Baldwin Admits He Shot The Sheriff, But He Did Not Shoot The Deputy


NEW MEXICO – Actor Alec Baldwin insists that he cocked the gun that killed Halyna Hutchins, but he didn’t pull the trigger. In the immortal words of Jason Bateman, “It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ’em.” Baldwin told a reporter this week, “How can I make you people understand? Look, it’s like me admitting I shot the sheriff…but I did not shoot the deputy. Do you get that?” “With all due respect, sir, that analogy doesn’t make any sense in this situation,” the reporter…

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Alec Baldwin Arrested For Portraying Trump One Too Many Times

NEW YORK – Actor Alec Baldwin finally pushed his luck too far this week. He was busted by NYPD on Friday for impersonating President Trump one too many times. After beating the Trump-hating actor to a parking space, a man pointed out that Baldwin’s Trump impression had jumped the shark months ago. The actor reacted by angrily following, then punching, the stranger. The man is in stable condition after witnessing Baldwin’s performance up close and personal. Alec has been charged with attacking the nation’s intelligence with his impersonation of the…

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