Mackenzie Bezos on Megyn Kelly’s $69 Million Score: That’s Cute

AMAZONIA – When news hit this week that NBC had settled with Megyn Kelly, and agreed to pay her $69 million to be rid of her, the dollar amount was staggering. However, not everybody was impressed. Mackenzie Bezos, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, found the news amusing. “$69 million? With an M?” Bezos asked. “That’s cute. I wish her well. I just don’t know how anybody survives on that amount, to be honest.” Mackenzie prefers to have a B with her illions. She could end up with around…

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As Owner of WaPo, Bezos Considering Name Change From Whole Foods to Fake Foods

AUSTIN – The Washington Post (WaPo) has become known for its fake news. So it makes sense that when the paper’s owner, Amazon owner Jeff Bezos, bought grocery chain Whole Foods for over $13 billion today, he announced he’s considering changing the store’s name to “Fake Foods.” WaPo, along with The New York Times, are the National Enquirer of the mainstream media. Will the same happen to Whole Foods after the acquisition of the brand by Bezos? Exciting changes are in store for the grocery industry due to the big…

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Insightful “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” Tops Amazon Book Charts

NEW YORK – The literary world is buzzing this week over the publication of a book detailing the state of the Democratic Party. “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” is considered to be the most exhaustively researched and comprehensive look at why Democrats have been so successful lately. The book is a little different from most other books, since it basically contains no words or pictures. After the Table of Contents, the rest of the book is a hard look at the many ways Democrats put the interests of the American…

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