Feminists Angry “Wonder Woman” Not Like Them, Want “Wonder Bitch” Movie

HOLLYWOOD – They’ve got their knives out again. Feminists, led by Gloria Steinem and her Ms. Magazine, are upset that the latest Wonder Woman character currently ruling the box office is not more like them. They want “Wonder Bitch” to hit the big screen. “It’s just not realistic to my mind,” a Ms. Magazine writer said. “This Wonder Woman is beautiful, has perfect hair, a perfect body. She’s a badass, but also lets her emotions enter into her decisions. Emotions like love. There’s already too much love in this world.…

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Megyn Kelly Ends Newt Segment Saying ‘This is CNN’

NEW YORK – News diva Megyn Kelly ended a contentious segment on last night’s show, a segment in which she argued with former Speaker Newt Gingrich about Donald Trump and the Clintons, by saying, “This…..is CNN. We’ll be right back.” Kelly, whose smug bitchiness has become her trademark since the first Republican debate, seems to have been auditioning for a spot at CNN, MSNBC, or one of the main networks since last year. From the night of her period at that first debate, Kelly has been alienating her viewer base…

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