Biden Wonders Why People So Upset About A Haitian Rodeo

Haitian rodeo

WASHINGTON – President Joke Biden seemed confused today after photos of a US Border Patrol agent wrangling a Haitian border crosser went viral. The officer is on horseback, and appears to be trying to corral a wild Haitian. “I don’t see what all the hubbub is about,” said Biden. “Looks like a good ole-fashioned Haitian rodeo to me. What’s wrong with that?” His spokesgirl Jen Psaki addressed his position to reporters. “While I, Vice President Harris, and many on the Left, are faking outrage over these images of made-up cruelty,…

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Mexico’s President Threatens to Build Wall Around Cancun, Cozumel

MEXICO – Saying “two can play that game,” Mexico’s President Nieto declared today that if President Trump goes forward with a border wall between the two countries, he will have walls built around the resort cities of Cancun and Cozumel. “And we will make the Americans pay for it! That will teach the gringos a lesson,” Nieto said. “Americans better know that if that wall gets built, they can say goodbye to beautiful beaches and colorful margaritas in those popular vacation spots.” Detractors of Nieto’s plan say the wall would…

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