Dems Outraged Trump UN Speech Contained No Bowing, Apologies

NEW YORK – Hospitals nationwide reported a surge in hyperventilation cases being presented by progressives and democrats after President Trump referred to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as “Rocket Man.” But they were upset by so much more. The following are some of the criticisms voiced by various pundits and Democrats immediately following the president’s address to the United Nations today: 17 year-old former White House spokesboy Josh Earnest – “The president’s speech was foolish, incoherent, and very unObama-like.” CNN contributor David Gergen – “I didn’t see a single bow…

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Trump Breaks Obama Protocol, Refuses to Bow to Mexican President

MEXICO – Presidential candidate Donald Trump is not one of President Obama’s favorite people. And yesterday, in Mexico, Trump kicked sand in Obama’s face when he broke the administration’s protocol of bowing to foreign leaders. Mr. Trump said later that he would never bow to a foreign leader, and the White House is freaking out. They know that if Hillary Clinton were to win the presidency, she would bow, wear a burqa, or kiss the ass of every foreign leader out there. White House spokesboy, 16 year-old Josh Earnest, said…

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