Conservatives Announce Boycott of Activist David Hogg’s Sponsors

FLORIDA – Annoying, gun control boy wonder, David Hogg, has launched a boycott movement against right-wing talk show host Laura Ingraham because she hurt his feelings. And since two can play that game, conservatives everywhere have decided to boycott companies who back David Hogg and his brand of bratty activism. The anti-Hogg boycott will hopefully end up shortening his 15 minutes of fame to 14. We’ve got your back, Laura. Conservatives will no longer be spending their hard-earned money on the following products/brands because of their Hogg ties: Summer’s Eve…

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Breitbart Launching Own Cereal Line: “To Hell With Kellogg’s”

BIG SATIRE – Since the Kellogg’s Co. has decided to pull its advertising from the popular conservative website Breitbart, after the Trump election apparently told the cereal giant that conservatives don’t deserve their foods anymore, Breitbart is fighting back. After hundreds of thousands of patriots started signing their #DumpKelloggs petition, Breitbart decided two can play the game. The media company has announced plans to start its own line of cereals and, showing they’re the bigger company, they’ll sell to consumers of any political affiliation. Rising conservative star Milo Yiannopoulos laid…

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