California Gov Touts ‘Apocalyptic Camping’ Industry: Fun For The Whole Family

CALIFORNIA – The Golden State is becoming known as The Stop, Drop & Roll State. So, as wildfires choke the West Coast with smoke, the governor is touting a new industry. Apocalyptic camping. Governor Gavin Newsom starred in a new ad campaign this week, encouraging tourism from those seeking a depressing, bleak, and unhealthy way to get away from it all. “Where else can you lay under orangy skies without dropping acid first?” Newsom mentioned some of the benefits of apocalyptic camping. “You don’t have to worry about wildlife. I…

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Californians Turn To Sippy Cups In Wake Of Plastic Straws Ban

SACRAMENTO – To save the oceans, California’s government is cracking down on the distribution of plastic straws. The measure has now forced millions of the state’s residents to turn to sippy cups as the next best way to suck beverages from a container. Sippy cup manufacturers are already seeing a 500% increase in demand following the recent plastic straw crackdown. Of course, some are already figuring out ways to get around the ban. The plastic straw black market is booming, with transactions taking place in deserted alleys and darkened movie…

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