Celebs Urge All Americans To ‘Shelter-In-Mansion’ Like They Do

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HOLLYWOOD – Celebrities are now attempting to help public officials convince more Americans to heed their warnings to stay in their homes during the current pandemic. Numerous unwashed, and without makeup, artists are torturing Americans with homemade videos of empathy. Cher and Bette Midler urged all Americans to follow the ‘shelter-in-mansion’ orders they were given in California recently. “We can beat this,” Midler said, “If every person will just retreat to their mansion and stay there until this danger passes.” “Have your personal assistants go out for food and liquor,”…

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Study: More Efficient for Celebs to Flush Cash Than Donate to Democrats

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LOS ANGELES – A new study confirms it is more efficient for Hollywood elites to flush their political donations straight down the toilet, rather than donate to the Democratic party in an attempt to buy seats in Congress. While celebrities view their outside donations as an investment for their warped ideals, the study says there is at least some entertainment value in watching cash circle the toilet until it disappears. In contrast, there is no joy in giving millions of dollars away, only to watch your candidate go down in…

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Hollywhat? Liberal Meltdowns Will Entertain Americans For Years

HOLLYWOOD – As box office sales fall, and more Americans are staying home to watch TV, Hollywood is worrying what they can do to put cheeks in the seats in theaters nationwide. They can start by telling their entertainers to stop their political preaching to the public. Buuuuuuut….that’s not going to happen. So, as more and more former moviegoers make the choice to stop paying the super-rich, misguided crybabies their hard-earned money, a new star has emerged to entertain the rest of us. Enter the anti-Trump liberal meltdowns. In the…

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