Celebs Urge All Americans To ‘Shelter-In-Mansion’ Like They Do

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HOLLYWOOD – Celebrities are now attempting to help public officials convince more Americans to heed their warnings to stay in their homes during the current pandemic. Numerous unwashed, and without makeup, artists are torturing Americans with homemade videos of empathy. Cher and Bette Midler urged all Americans to follow the ‘shelter-in-mansion’ orders they were given in California recently. “We can beat this,” Midler said, “If every person will just retreat to their mansion and stay there until this danger passes.” “Have your personal assistants go out for food and liquor,”…

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Cher Offers Home as Sanctuary, Tells DREAMERS “I Got You Babe”

MALIBU – Hollywood moonbat Cher is offering to open her home to “Dreamers” as a sanctuary to protect those children who arrived illegally in our country, and who have grown up in America, but remain illegal aliens. President Trump is hoping to discontinue Barack Obama’s unconstitutional DACA order, and that’s all Cher needed to hear to set her off. “That idiot in the White House wants to enforce immigration laws that are already on the books?!” a shell-shocked Cher shouted. “Over my dead, plastic body!!! He can go to hell. I’ll…

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