Beavis and Butt-Head Kick Off “Let’s Hate Trump” Tour

PORTLAND, MAINE – Democratic Party chairman Tom “Beavis” Perez and socialist Bernie “Butt-Head” Sanders kicked off their Let’s Hate Trump! tour to a crowd of millennials last night, hoping to gin up enthusiasm and votes for the midterm elections in 2018. Worried their party may not have ramped-up the crazy enough since losing the presidential election, Beavis took the stage first, pulling his shirt up over the back of his head and launching into his Cornholio routine. Hearing a smattering of boos when he was introduced, Cornholio angrily shouted “Are…

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