Ghostbusters Called To CPAC To Eradicate Ghost of John McCain

NATIONAL HARBOR – At the 2019 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) yesterday, guest speaker Michelle Malkin summoned the ghost of John McCain. Malkin wanted to rid the Party of McCain’s lingering presence. Attendees also wanted no part of that specter and quickly called in the original Ghostbusters. Cause….who else ya gonna call? Peter Venkman, Winston Zeddemore, and Ray Stantz quickly showed up to deal with the situation. Ghostbuster Egon Spengler was with them in spirit. As the three discussed crossing the streams to dispose of the ghost of John McCain…

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CNN Reports On Day 1 of CPAC: Ovens, Sacrifices, and Canned Hunts

MARYLAND – After the first day of big-name conservative speakers, and an extremely enthusiastic audience, the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) is off to a scary start. In case you missed it, CNN has released their report on the event based on accounts provided by network reporters who attended the conference. “The annual convention of conservatives got underway today, with festivities that turned out to be every bit as horrifying as many had feared. Kellyanne Conway spoke to the crowd in the morning, sending chills through the conference as she…

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