Antifa Rioter With ‘AOC Eyes’ Arrested After Posing As MAGA Supporter

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UTAH – A Antifa/BLM thug was arrested this week for his part in the Capitol riots last week. John Sullivan, faces federal charges for being such a dick. The young anarchist posed as a journalist and MAGA supporter as he incited violence among the crowd. Sullivan popped up on a FBI watch list due to his ‘AOC eyes.’ The name is given for the look of “wide-eyed crazy” made popular by Congresshuman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. A doctor from the Mayo Clinic described AOC eyes like this. “AOC eyes is a condition…

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Democrats Plan to “Turn the Crazy Up to 11” After Ossoff Defeat

WASHINGTON – Proving you can’t go to the well too many times with the same terrible game plan, Democrats believe they lost the recent special election in Georgia because candidate Ossoff just wasn’t far-left enough. So, they’ve decided to ramp up the crazy. “I firmly believe that we should turn the crazy up to 11,” Senator Elizabeth Warren, referencing a line from the movie This Is Spinal Tap, said. Grandpa Bernie Sanders seconded the idea. “You can see widespread support, following this latest loss, for our ‘Queen of Crazy,’ Nancy…

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