Hollywhat? Liberal Meltdowns Will Entertain Americans For Years

HOLLYWOOD – As box office sales fall, and more Americans are staying home to watch TV, Hollywood is worrying what they can do to put cheeks in the seats in theaters nationwide. They can start by telling their entertainers to stop their political preaching to the public. Buuuuuuut….that’s not going to happen. So, as more and more former moviegoers make the choice to stop paying the super-rich, misguided crybabies their hard-earned money, a new star has emerged to entertain the rest of us. Enter the anti-Trump liberal meltdowns. In the…

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Trump Considering Expanding Peace Corps in Middle East for College Liberals

NEW YORK CITY – President-elect Trump is said to be considering greatly expanding the Peace Corps program, run by the US government, for college liberal crybabies so they might make themselves useful in the Middle East. “They seem to think they know better than everyone else,” Trump’s statement read, “so I think it would be a great opportunity for many of them to travel to the Middle East and tell all those people how to live their lives. I feel certain there are many people in that part of the…

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