Incident at White House Leaves Obama’s Legacy in Pieces


WASHINGTON – An explosion took place around 1:30 am this morning at the White House and, when President Obama went to investigate, he realized his legacy had been blown to pieces. The president was sleeping when a loud boom sent he and his security detail racing to the Oval Office. According to Secret Service personnel, “It was a mess. Parts of the president’s legacy were on the walls, everywhere. One of our agents threw up at the sight of it. The president is understandably in shock. I don’t think there’s…

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