DJ Fauci Pimps New Holiday Album ‘Masky Christmas’

The mainstream media’s favorite doctor on all things coronavirus is Dr. Anthony Fauci. With his scratchy voice, he can do no wrong in their eyes. So this Christmas, the doc has decided to capitalize on his fame by releasing a Christmas album. Fauci remixes beloved Christmas songs to entertain us during these trying times. He spins under the name DJ Fauci, and has made public his double-album track list just in time for next Tuesday’s release date. The DJ samples everybody from Tony Bennett to Eartha Kitt to Dean Martin…

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Lawyer Michael Cohen Achieves Dream Of Becoming Recording Artist, DJ

WASHINGTON – Working under the name “DJ Droopy,” former Trump attorney Michael Cohen has revealed that he always hoped to become a professional disc jockey or recording artist. His dreams are now coming true. Cohen has recorded 183 sessions between himself and various clients (including a few with President Trump) and word is that he’s putting together a mix-tape of some of the tracks to present to Robert Mueller. Though almost through with the editing process, a release date for the new material has not yet been announced. Cohen, who…

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