Recap of Democratic National Convention – ICYMI

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PHILLY – For those who may have missed the splendor of the Democratic National Convention, here is a recap of highlights from the event: Monday – The convention was kicked off on Monday with a partial-birth abortion on the stage. The unknown baby was sacrificed to the election gods as Planned Parenthood’s Cecile Richards and delegates danced and chanted, hoping (but not praying) the gods will smile on their candidate on November 8. Many in attendance were distressed over emails made public by WikiLeaks, showing Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and others within…

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Hillary Promises to Thank Bernie-Bots for Being “Useful Idiots”

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PHILLY – In a move designed to bring unity to the party, Hillary Clinton’s campaign has leaked to the media that Mrs. Clinton does plan to at least thank Bernie Sanders’s supporters for serving as very dutiful “useful idiots” in her march to the presidency. Early rumors were that Hillary planned to ignore the Bernie-bots, hoping they would go away. Since they won’t, she believes a quick thank you will go a long way toward healing the anger caused by email revelations that the game was rigged in her favor…

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