Dr. Fauci Suggests Babies Start Wearing Masks While Still Inside Womb

CNN – Dr. Anthony Fauci, keeper of all knowledge covid-related, has new mask recommendations for the very young. The doc made his latest degree on a recent show on the network that nobody watches. Ok, it was Brian Stelter’s show. “Look, masks are going to be part of our lives in some fashion for years to come,” Fauci stated. “I recently recommended that children older than 2 wear a mask when they return to school. But since I like to play God, I realized we could do better. I now…

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Fauci Emails Admit Original COVID-19 Sample Had ‘Made In China’ Label On Bottom

WASHINGTON – Dr. Anthony Fauci, the face of America’s fight against the coronavirus, has been busted. While claiming for a year that the virus spread organically, newly revealed emails show the doc knew the real truth – the virus was made in a lab. While messaging a colleague, Dr. Fauci wrote, “We shouldn’t let this get out in the public, but the original sample I was made aware of had a ‘Made In China’ label on the bottom. I’m assuming it means just the petri dish was made there. I…

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DJ Fauci Pimps New Holiday Album ‘Masky Christmas’

The mainstream media’s favorite doctor on all things coronavirus is Dr. Anthony Fauci. With his scratchy voice, he can do no wrong in their eyes. So this Christmas, the doc has decided to capitalize on his fame by releasing a Christmas album. Fauci remixes beloved Christmas songs to entertain us during these trying times. He spins under the name DJ Fauci, and has made public his double-album track list just in time for next Tuesday’s release date. The DJ samples everybody from Tony Bennett to Eartha Kitt to Dean Martin…

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