Socialist Ocasio-Cortez Demands Free Tuition To Electoral College

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NEW YORK – Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said this weekend that the Electoral College should not be exempt from the push for free tuition to all colleges and universities. “Students should have the right to attend any college they wish – tuition free – and that includes the Electoral College,” Cortez told a town hall crowd. Democrats in the audience cheered her proposal. “Of course, I don’t, like, really know how things actually work in the real world.” Hillary Clinton has called for the Electoral College to be torn down.…

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Lena Dunham Wants Clitoral College to Stop Trump Presidency

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NEW YORK CITY – America’s skankheart, “actress” Lena Dunham, is outraged again now that Donald Trump has secured the presidency after the Electoral College yesterday made his victory official. Dunham, who finds it difficult to go one day without saying something truly bizarre, railed against our voting system once more. Today, after announcing that even though she’d never had an abortion, she wishes now that she had, Lena railed against the Electoral College system for voting for Donald Trump. “The fact that the EC was thought up by a bunch…

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