‘Twas The Night Before VaXmas – A Biden Christmas Poem

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‘Twas the Night Before VaXmas ‘Twas the night before VaXmas, when in the White House Not a Biden was stirring, except Jill’s inept spouse; Face masks were hung by the chimney with care, As the president readied his next variant scare; The Commies were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of lockdowns danced in their heads; And Jill in her nightie, and I, tired as crap, Had just settled down for my 4th or 5th nap, When then on the news there arose so much chatter, Joe Manchin,…

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CNN’s Don Lemon Recommends The Unvaxxed Abstain From Breathing

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NEW YORK – CNN’s Don Lemon is scared to death of COVID. He’s a devoted Fauci-ite. As such, he views the unclean, unwashed, unvaxxed masses as less than human. And if you’re one of those sub-humans, he’s got some unsolicited advice. “I do believe those who choose not to get the shot should not go to the hospital if they get sick,” Lemon told BFF Chris Cuomo on air this week. “I also believe the unvaxxed should follow CDC guidelines by not traveling this Labor Day weekend. But I think…

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Biden: Stimmy Checks To Continue Until Herd Loyalty Toward Democrat Party Achieved

WASHINGTON – Joe Biden has hit the road, touting the latest phase of his ‘Spend America Into Oblivion’ stimulus package. Even as increased unemployment checks keep more Americans on the couch instead of working, he says now is not the time to ease up. “We cannot stop sending out stimmy money until we reach herd loyalty to the Democrat Party,” Biden told reporters. “Once we feel we’ve bought enough future Democratic votes, only then can we start to pull back on some of our relief programs.” Spokesgal Jen Psaki echoed…

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