UC Berkeley to Offer New Degree Plan in Riotology

CALI – The University of California, Berkeley has had it with free speech and they’re not going to take it anymore. As everyone knows, when you disagree with someone, that person should not be allowed to express their differing opinions near you – under any conditions. The use of force to stop such speech is not only allowed, but encouraged here. As the leader in restricting first amendment rights from those who oppose them, UC Berkeley will now begin offering an undergraduate degree plan in Riotology. Graduates of the program…

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Obama on Internet Giveaway: “Al Gore Can Invent a New One”

WASHINGTON – In case you haven’t been paying attention, the United States is just days away from handing over control of the internet to a multi-national body and, once completed, the move is irreversible. Critics say the giveaway will stifle free expression and censorship will become prevalent from countries who do not share our values. America has been the overseer of the internet basically since its inception about 20 years ago. But, as with most every other issue he gets involved with, President Obama doesn’t seem too concerned about it.…

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