Elizabeth Warren Insists America Needs New Deals In Every Color

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NEVADA – 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren loves AOC’s Green New Deal so much that she’s proposed her own “Blue New Deal.” The Blue New Deal is designed to throw taxpayer money into the oceans, with no real benefits to America. In this way, it resembles the Green New Deal. “It’s fun to just make up these totally unrealistic plans and attach a color to it!” Warren excitedly announced. “Take AOC’s Green New Deal. It’s called ‘Green’ because that’s the color of the money that we would waste on…

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AOC Wants Planes, Trains and Automobiles Outlawed Within 10 Years

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BRONX – It’s the Green New Deal. It’s designed to save the planet. It’s the brainchild of a deranged lunatic. And it involves banning all copies of the 1987 movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles for some reason. The lunatic behind the plan? The one and only Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), the newly-elected socialist who should be in an insane asylum rather than in Congress. Her Green New Deal has the abolition of anything that runs on an engine as its main goal. “This movie is a negative influence in our culture…

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