Awards Handed Out at ACA Show for Government Ineptitude

WASHINGTON – As the American Music Awards were being handed out in LA Sunday night, a lesser known awards show was taking place on the east coast. The ACA’s, honoring those who have succeeded in promoting the disaster known as the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare, were being attended by members of the media and politicians alike. Winners congratulated each other on dragging the failing healthcare legislation to the finish line of Barack Obama’s presidency. The biggest award of the evening came as President Obama was named winner of the…

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Democrat Election Autopsy Reveals Hillary “Just Not Arrogant Enough”

BROOKLYN – On a conference call with campaign staff yesterday, John Podesta went over results of the party’s election autopsy report, trying to soothe the pain that Clinton surrogates are experiencing following Hillary’s shocking loss to Donald Trump for the presidency. “Our analysis is that Hillary, and many of us on this call, were just not arrogant enough to suit the American electorate,” Podesta explained. “We thought we, and our accomplices in the media, were about as arrogant, self-righteous, and entitled as we could be. But, looking back, you sometimes…

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