Kamala: Infrastructure Bill Includes Funding For Kinko’s, Office Max Stores In Rural Areas

WASHINGTON – Kamala Harris is a voter integrity genius. She revealed today that having to photocopy an ID card is yet another hardship faced by those who live in rural areas. But she has the solution, and it starts with passing the president’s infrastructure boondoggle. Kinko’s and Office Max to the rescue! Harris said that Republican efforts to clamp down on voter fraud, “…means you’re going to have to Xerox or photocopy your ID to send it in to prove who you are. Well, there are a whole lot of…

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Convention: Obama Tells Dems Nation Ready For First ‘Cognitively-Challenged’ President

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DELAWARE – Former President Barack Obama knows something about making history. He became the country’s first black president. He also became the country’s first president to attempt a coup of an incoming president – by using his own administration to carry it out. Tonight, Obama told Democrats in his convention speech that it’s time to make history again. “I believe America is ready to check another box in 2020. It’s time the Democratic Party take the bold step to elect the first ‘cognitively-challenged’ president in our nation’s history.” During one…

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Bernie: Boston Bomber’s Brother Should Be Allowed To Vote From Hell

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NEW YORK – During a CNN town hall event on Monday, Democrats’ favorite socialist, Bernie Sanders, said the Boston Bomber should be given the right to vote for his party from prison. Several other 2020 candidates seemed to be in agreement with the proposal. When asked if felons like the Boston Marathon Bomber should be given back their right to vote, Sanders answered, “I do believe the one brother should be allowed to vote from his cell, and his dead brother should be allowed to vote from Hell.” Bernie’s base…

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