MSNBC’s Velshi Tries To Flag Down A Few Viewers For Show

NEW YORK – MSNBC host Ali Velshi tried frantically this week to get the attention of anybody that might have any interest at all in a little show he does with co-host Stephanie Ruhle. Judging by the ratings, Velshi’s antics fell way short. Ali waved his arms wildly, inadvertently slapping Ruhle in the face several times, and waking her up from her on-air nap during the show. Ruhle opened her eyes slightly, but never lost her normal, resting bitch face expression. “I was just trying to get anyone who may…

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Republicans Complete Trade With Progressives, Kanye for Joe Scarborough, Others

LOS ANGELES – On the eve of the 2018 NFL Draft, the nation’s Republican base has inked a deal with progressives that has rapper Kanye West going to the Right. In the trade, the Left acquires MSNBC Beavis-look-a-like Joe Scarborough, CNN’s Anna Navarro, and three Never-Trumpers to be named later. Kanye filed for free (thinking) agency earlier this week when he tweeted comments supporting President Donald Trump. The rapper even posted pics of his autographed, red MAGA hat – an object whose sight affects those on the Left the same…

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Trump, Kanye Meet, Discuss Possible Taylor Swift Role

NEW YORK CITY – Coming out from a meeting in Trump Tower, a shell-shocked Kanye West spoke to reporters in the lobby of the building, before giving the President-Elect a bro hug and leaving. The pair said they talked about “life,” and Trump said the two have known each other for a long time. Reportedly, Trump is considering Kanye for a position tweeting on the new president’s behalf and managing his official Twitter account. What could possibly go wrong? Also, Trump said he had asked for West’s advice on possibly…

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