US Women’s Soccer Team Favorite To Win Gold In Kneeling Competition At Wokyo Olympics

WOYKO (WOKE-e-O) – As the 2024 Wokyo Olympics open in Japan , the IOC announced a new competition. For the first time ever, kneeling will be an Olympic event. The early frontrunners to take home the gold are the US Women’s Soccer Team. All but 2 members of the team kneeled during the anthem at a recent event. Led by anti-American forward Megan Rapinoe, the team feels good about their chances. “As an ungrateful American, I look forward to being a bad representative for my country. It’s kind of an…

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Nancy Pelosi Intros New ‘I’m Kneeling, And I Can’t Get Up!’ Life Alert System

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WASHINGTON – What do you get the aging, white, career politician in your life who needs to bend the knee to the rage mob? Do you need to take a knee to convey how woke you are? Are you begging for votes this November? Well, the Speaker of the House has just what you need. Introducing the “I’m kneeling…..and I can’t get up!” medical alert system. This week, Nancy Pelosi showed off her new product in the Pander Collection from Life Alert. The discreet device can be used to call…

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