George Will Once Considered Writing An Article in Layman’s Terms

WASHINGTON – Priggish political commentator George Will made headlines this week when he referred to Vice-President Mike Pence as “oleaginous” and “obsequious.” Ouch. Who among us hasn’t used those words in insulting a rival on the school playground in our younger days? Still, Will can be operose for the average American to understand. He’s never been one to mince words when it comes to politics. In fact, he recently admitted that he ONCE considered writing an article in what the rest of us might call “layman’s terms.” Will: You would…

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Conservatives Announce Boycott of Activist David Hogg’s Sponsors

FLORIDA – Annoying, gun control boy wonder, David Hogg, has launched a boycott movement against right-wing talk show host Laura Ingraham because she hurt his feelings. And since two can play that game, conservatives everywhere have decided to boycott companies who back David Hogg and his brand of bratty activism. The anti-Hogg boycott will hopefully end up shortening his 15 minutes of fame to 14. We’ve got your back, Laura. Conservatives will no longer be spending their hard-earned money on the following products/brands because of their Hogg ties: Summer’s Eve…

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