Maxine Waters Wants Separate Restrooms, Drinking Fountains For Conservatives

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LOS ANGELES – Insane congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-Dumbass) today called for conservatives and Republicans to be treated like second-class citizens. She told supporters to harass Trump supporters in restaurants, department stores and gas stations, and everywhere else they can. “These people (Trump supporters) don’t deserve to be treated like the rest of us!” she shouted to a crowd of social justice warriors. “In fact, they need to be forced to use separate restrooms and drinking fountains, in my opinion. Personally, I can’t stand to be anywhere near them.” Maxine has…

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Maxine Waters Says ‘Impeach 45’ Chant Was Reference to Trump’s Jersey Number

WASHINGTON – Football and politics have become insanely intertwined recently. Between all the kneel downs, put downs, first downs and race clowns, America is getting confused about what the protests from NFL players are really all about. Leave it to congresswoman Maxine Waters to clarify things for us. Waters has become known for screeching the chant “Impeach 45! Impeach 45!” at all of her speeches, directed at President Trump. But Aunt Maxie, whose antenna doesn’t pick up very many channels, if you know what we mean, is usually off the…

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Already 78, Certifiably Insane Maxine Waters Eyes 2020 WH Run

WASHINGTON – She’s insane, and would be in her 80’s by then, but California nutjob Maxine Waters says she’ll consider a run for the White House in 2020 – if millennials want her to. She’s heading to New Hampshire this weekend for a Democratic party event. “I think it’s important that we have someone in the White House who is already detached from reality,” Waters said. “And I will never stop calling for Trump’s impeachment. In fact, if I’m elected, I’ll impeach him myself on day one of my presidency!”…

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