Mackenzie Bezos on Megyn Kelly’s $69 Million Score: That’s Cute

AMAZONIA – When news hit this week that NBC had settled with Megyn Kelly, and agreed to pay her $69 million to be rid of her, the dollar amount was staggering. However, not everybody was impressed. Mackenzie Bezos, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, found the news amusing. “$69 million? With an M?” Bezos asked. “That’s cute. I wish her well. I just don’t know how anybody survives on that amount, to be honest.” Mackenzie prefers to have a B with her illions. She could end up with around…

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Megyn Kelly’s Ego Leaving Fox, Signs With NBC

NEW YORK CITY – Known to many fans of Fox News Channel¬†(FNC) as “MeAgain” Kelly, Megyn Kelly’s ego has worked out a deal with NBC, and will be delighting many viewers with her departure. Since MeAgain’s ego ballooned after her fight with Donald Trump a year-and-a-half ago, countless viewers have been hoping she would take her smugness elsewhere. We spoke to MeAgain’s ego, who had this to say: “I mean, just look at me. I’m hot, sexy, smart, funny, and I rock this blonde hair better than anyone. What’s not…

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Megyn Kelly Ends Newt Segment Saying ‘This is CNN’

NEW YORK – News diva Megyn Kelly ended a contentious segment on last night’s show, a segment in which she argued with former Speaker Newt Gingrich about Donald Trump and the Clintons, by saying, “This…..is CNN. We’ll be right back.” Kelly, whose smug bitchiness has become her trademark since the first Republican debate, seems to have been auditioning for a spot at CNN, MSNBC, or one of the main networks since last year. From the night of her period at that first debate, Kelly has been alienating her viewer base…

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