Melania Trump Reads ‘Twas the Manwhores Before Christmas

WASHINGTON – Carrying on the Christmas tradition of the sitting First Lady reading a Christmas poem to children, Melania Trump took over the job from Michelle Obama this year. Last year, Mrs. Obama recited her original Christmas tale ‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas,’ https://www.thebarbedwiresatire.com/michelle-obamas-twas-no-hope-christmas/. For 2017, Mrs. Trump read aloud her own Christmas poem, ‘Twas the Manwhores Before Christmas,’ an ode to the sexual predators who have lost their positions of power this year.    ‘Twas the Manwhores Before Christmas ‘Twas the country’s first Christmas, with Trump in “The House” Not…

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NY Post Promises Not to Publish Naked Pics of Bill Clinton’s Wife

NEW YORK – A few Americans were shocked at the photos of a naked Melania Trump, Donald Trump’s wife, on the front page of the NY Post yesterday. Thankfully, the paper has promised ALL Americans that they will not be subjected to having to see naked pictures of Bill Clinton’s wife. In that regard, America has dodged a bullet. For revenue reasons, the Post decided to publish racy photos of a 25 year-old Melania, from a photo spread she did for a French magazine. The pictures have ensured Donald Trump…

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