Hillary Clinton to Kneel During National Anthem Before Debate

NEW YORK – To continue her pandering to the Black Lives Matter crowd, Hillary Clinton has decided to kneel during the singing of the national anthem, performed just prior to the big presidential debate with Donald Trump. The move is a risky one, since Clinton is not sure she will be able to get to her feet once she kneels, and would therefore have to do the entire debate from a kneeling, sitting, or laying position. But the risk is worth it if it brings her more votes. “I feel…

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49ers QB Kaepernick Explains Why He Refuses to Stand for National Anthem

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SAN FRANCISCO – San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is facing criticism from American sports fans after he refused to stand for the national anthem before a preseason NFL game. Despite the controversy he’s caused himself, Kaepernick says he believes he’s doing the right thing and will continue to sit for the anthem going forward. However, Colin has now clarified his reason for refusing to stand. “I wanted to bring attention to what a humongous asshole I am. We’re talking world-class douchebag here. I’ve made more money playing a game…

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