West Texas Light Sweet Crude Oil Crashes, Other Flavors Remain Popular

MIDLAND – Futures for West Texas intermediate (WTI) light sweet crude oil plummeted to all-time low prices this week, shocking consumers around the world. However, even though the benchmark commodity is taking a serious hit at the moment, other flavors of oil remain extremely popular. For instance, futures for WTI Light Sweet & Tangy crude oil actually surged during the same time period. As did WTI’s Light Sweet w/Habanero crude, Light Sweet Crude Oil & Vinegar, and Light Sweet Dijon Vinaigrette crude. A spokesman from Pioneer Natural Resources explained that,…

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Rick Perry Confirms Liberal Tears to be Used in Fracking Process

WEST TEXAS – Now that President-Elect Trump has named former Texas Governor Rick Perry as his choice to run the Energy Department, you can be sure that many oilfields will be getting very busy starting in 2017. Perry plans to expand drilling and fracking in many areas as America looks to become more energy independent. One of the problems with the oil extraction technique of “fracking” is that it takes a lot of water to pump into the ground to access harder to reach oil deposits. But, thanks to the…

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