Perv Al Franken: The Video Was Funnier, Shows Me Saying Honk, Honk

MINNESOTA – Senator Al Franken, busted today for a photo showing him groping Leeann Tweeden in 2006 while she was sleeping on a flight back from the Middle East, says the public would get the joke if they could just see the video of the incident. “The photo alone makes me look really creepy and perverted,” Franken admitted, “But the video is what everybody needs to see. It’s much funnier. Right after the shot in the photo was taken, I said ‘honk, honk!’ as I squeezed my hands over her…

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Judge Bans Anthony Weiner From Ever Using Electronics Again

NEW YORK – A federal judge has banned Anthony Weiner from ever possessing any electronic device that could be used to communicate with another human being. Anthony finds his weiner in boiling water once again, this time for sexting with an underage teen. In his remarks to Weiner, the judge sternly admonished his latest actions, stating, “You have shown for the last time that you cannot be trusted to possess a cellphone, camera, webcam, copier, fax machine, scanner, x-ray machine, or any other electronic device that can be used to…

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