Dems Defend Impeachment Sham Under New Banana Republic

WASHINGTON – Under their new banana republic, Democrats have thrown the Constitution in the trash. At the moment, the party is conducting a Salem Witch type of trial to punish Donald Trump. Dems claim Trump cast a spell over supporters and then directed them to storm the Capitol on Jan. 6. The accusations are a joke, and the charges being made against the former president are a bigger stretch than Nancy Pelosi’s skin. Here’s a look at some of the idiocy Democrats have put forward in this charade: Congressman Cornelius…

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Roseanne Lands Role In Next Planet of the Apes Reboot

LOS ANGELES – Fired sitcom actress Roseanne Barr already has an upcoming gig. The comedian had her show on ABC cancelled after going on an Ambien-fueled Twitter rant in which she referred to Obama sidekick Valerie Jarrett as the potential offspring of a Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes coupling. However, the firing of Roseanne has freed her up to accept new roles, including a lead character in the next installment of the Planet of the Apes saga. The next film, which will start pre-production in late 2018, is…

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Planet of the Apes Files Wrongful Death Suit in Harambe Shooting

CINCINNATI (The Barbed Wire) – Lawyers representing the Planet of the Apes (POTA) filed a wrongful death lawsuit in Cincinnati this morning, charging the zoo and the parents of a boy who climbed into the gorilla exhibit with negligence and causing the unnecessary death of their friend, Harambe. Cornelius, lawyer for POTA, said, “Our brother’s death is an outrage. The entire planet is furious with the humans whose careless actions led to Harambe’s shooting death. From the video evidence we have seen so far, it appears zoo personnel were far…

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