Woke NFL Would Prefer White Players Not Tackle Black Players

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NEW YORK – It’s all about racial equality. The NFL is totally woke and they don’t want you to forget it. It’s not just adding ‘End Racism’ messages in end zones, and letting players add black victims’ names to their uniforms. Their wokeness may soon extend to the game itself. “We’re already well on or way to ruining the sport for fans with this race stuff,” commissioner Roger Goodell explained. “So the next thing we’re talking about doing is telling white players not to tackle black players. We must have…

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Trump Explains Shithole Comment to Shithead Media

DC – Members of the fake news media are running around with their heads on fire tonight after what they perceive to be a racist comment by President Trump. During a meeting with lawmakers on immigration today, Trump asked aloud why America is accepting so many people from “shithole countries” like Haiti and places in Africa. He then said he would rather have people coming from Norway instead. Norway’s population is mostly white. Haiti and Africa consist of mainly black people. That’s all the media needed to hear. They’re now…

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Hallmark Channel Promises to “De-Whiten” Christmas Movies

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Regardless of the subject, unless all races, sexes, nationalities, and religions are presented in proper proportions, the American left is going to lose their minds. This year they’ve targeted The Hallmark Channel, whining that their Christmas movies are “too white.” Obviously, this makes each movie unwatchable to anyone who’s not a white heterosexual. Titles such as Enchanted Christmas, Marry Me at Christmas, Christmas Getaway, A Gift to Remember, and The Mistletoe Inn are triggering social justice TV viewers because of their white, hetero cast of characters. Bowing to pressure, The Hallmark…

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