Dr. Christine Ford Explains Her Fear of Testiflying

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WASHINGTON – Many people have a fear of flying, but Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s accuser, suffers from a unique form of this phobia. She is cursed with the fear of “testiflying.” Dr. Ford is allegedly paralyzed with a fear of flying if it involves her traveling to testify about her past. Her lawyers have attested to her affliction. Fortunately, Ford’s fear of flying can be conquered by attaching a sunny destination with beautiful beaches to the end of a flight. “Everyone knows a plane doesn’t crash when…

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Senate Judiciary Agrees to Ford-Kavanaugh Steel Cage Death Match

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WASHINGTON – Saying it’s the only fair way to end the stalemate between Christine Blasey Ford and Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the Senate Judiciary Committee agreed to a winner-take-all steel cage death match between the two. Ford has accused Kavanaugh, a Supreme Court nominee, of getting overly frisky with her 36 years ago. Senator Chuck Grassley told reporters, “I think Brett will take her pretty early on. But to make the match fair, we’re going to allow Ms. Ford to have one of her lawyers (or Senator Dianne Feinstein) present in…

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Hearing Health Concerns, Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Resume CrossFit Training

WASHINGTON – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has heard the concerns over her health coming from those on the Left. Many liberals have taken to Twitter and elsewhere to voice their fears that the elder Justice Ginsburg may have to step down from the Court at some point, leaving her seat open, with her replacement to be picked by President Trump. “I hear them loud and clear,” Ginsburg said from a DC area gym. “That’s why I’ve resumed my CrossFit training program. I’m no spring chicken, but I do…

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