Trump, Kanye Meet, Discuss Possible Taylor Swift Role

NEW YORK CITY – Coming out from a meeting in Trump Tower, a shell-shocked Kanye West spoke to reporters in the lobby of the building, before giving the President-Elect a bro hug and leaving. The pair said they talked about “life,” and Trump said the two have known each other for a long time. Reportedly, Trump is considering Kanye for a position tweeting on the new president’s behalf and managing his official Twitter account. What could possibly go wrong? Also, Trump said he had asked for West’s advice on possibly…

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Tourist Accidentally Enters Trump Elevator, Leaves With Cabinet Position

NEW YORK CITY – Nobody was more surprised than Carl Brokovich, a welder from Hershey, Pennsylvania, when he inadvertently entered the elevator at Trump Tower, rode to the top floor, and later left the building with a position in Donald Trump’s new Cabinet. Brokovich was visiting New York City with his family and was looking for a bathroom. “Security in the lobby was so busy, and I really had to go. I heard someone say there was a bathroom a floor or two up. Next thing I knew, I was…

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