Women Granted Right to Wear Giant Vaginas After Women’s March

WASHINGTON – In a major victory for the rights of progressive women – women who demanded the right to walk around as giant vaginas in public after last weekend’s Women’s March, President Trump signed an executive order today, granting women the right to do just that. Many, many feminists paraded around in over-sized vaginas at the march, but many complain they can’t walk around at their child’s school, the grocery store, or the mall wearing their favorite costume. Now they can. And while no conservative woman in her right mind…

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Female Hillary Supporters Voting With Vaginas Spur Changes to Voting Machines

WASHINGTON D.C. – Many female Democrats, some Independent women, and a few trannies, have declared that they will be voting with their vaginas for Hillary Clinton this year. ¬†This admission has forced companies that manufacture voting machines to unveil new designs for the upcoming presidential election. Premier Election Solutions, one of the largest manufacturers of voting machines, has released their newest machine – The VagiVote 1000. The VagiVote is a voting machine that has been modified to meet the needs of those female voters who care nothing about honesty, national…

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