Whatawinter! Texans Wrap Vehicles Around Whataburger Locations To Keep Them Warm

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TEXAS – The ongoing severe cold and snow event here is causing Texans to take drastic action. As temperatures plummet to record lows, people around the state are joining forces to protect what is dear to them. And that means Whataburger. The hamburger champ in Texas has fueled families here for decades. The burger chain is known for being open 24/7. So, as other businesses closed due to deteriorating weather conditions, people started showing their love. Thousands of Texans swarmed Whataburger locations with their cars and trucks, wrapping around locations,…

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Texas Anti-Trump Tough Guy New Face of #MeTool, #WhataDick Movements

SAN ANTONIO – A 30-year old local tough guy, Kino Jimenez, has received endorsement deals to be the face of the new #MeTool and #WhataDick movements. Jimenez flexed his social justice muscles at a Whataburger restaurant this week by ripping the red MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat off a 16-year old kid and cussing the kid out for wearing it. The teenager was minding his own business. The #MeTool movement is the latest hashtag warriorism for liberal dudes who act like tools to people they disagree with – and…

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