Heads Of ERCOT Explain Their Incompetence During Texas Freeze

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TEXAS – Two top officials with ERCOT (Electric Reliability Council of Texas) have tried to explain how they failed Texans during the recent Great Freeze. Millions were without power and/or water for days during the storm. Lives were lost due to their incompetence. Board members Beavis & Butt-Head, both of whom live outside of Texas, held a press conference to defend their actions. Mr. Anderson, a member of the ERCOT’s Executive Team, also answered for his failures. Beavis: Huh, huh, he said member. Butt-Head: Uhhhhh, mem-ber of Excuses Team…oh yeah,…

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Whatawinter! Texans Wrap Vehicles Around Whataburger Locations To Keep Them Warm

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TEXAS – The ongoing severe cold and snow event here is causing Texans to take drastic action. As temperatures plummet to record lows, people around the state are joining forces to protect what is dear to them. And that means Whataburger. The hamburger champ in Texas has fueled families here for decades. The burger chain is known for being open 24/7. So, as other businesses closed due to deteriorating weather conditions, people started showing their love. Thousands of Texans swarmed Whataburger locations with their cars and trucks, wrapping around locations,…

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