WASHINGTON – Saying it lacked a sense of imagination and read like it was written by a third grader, President Trump blocked the release of the Democratic rebuttal to the Republican memo on controversial FISA documents “because it sucks.”
The announcement is the equivalent of being given your college research paper back from your professor and being told, “If you turn in trash like this again, I’ll have you dropped from this class.” The author of the memo, self-proclaimed ladies man Adam Schiff, was given a grade of D, with the opportunity for a redo, but a grade of 70 is the best he can score on his second attempt.

“It’s not just me,” President Trump said. “The Justice Dept. and the National Intelligence people also said they couldn’t remember something sucking so bad. There were no plot twists, no intrigue, no comedy, and no love interest. Don’t waste my time!”
Thank you, my friend! Always a giggle when I need it the most!
Thanks! I’ll try to keep those giggles coming!