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WH: Supply Chain Crisis Due To Americans’ Stockpiling Ahead Of Our Next Big Blunder

WASHINGTON – The Biden White House is never to blame for anything....

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October 15, 2021 E. Williams 0

WH On Buttigieg Paternity Leave: Pete’s Recovering From Episiotomy After Difficult Adoption

WASHINGTON – The White House acknowledged today that Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg...

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October 10, 2021 E. Williams 0

Reporters Shout ‘President Brandon? President Brandon?!’ As He Turns Back On Questions

WASHINGTON – No matter the topic, the American president doesn’t care about...

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October 6, 2021 E. Williams 0

Biden Proposes Raiding The Human Fund, Using Carbon Credits To Pay For Trillions In Spending

WASHINGTON – President Joe Biden, also known as ‘Go Brandon,’ is one...

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September 22, 2021 E. Williams

Biden Wonders Why People So Upset About A Haitian Rodeo

WASHINGTON – President Joke Biden seemed confused today after photos of a...

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WH: Supply Chain Crisis Due To Americans’ Stockpiling Ahead Of Our Next Big Blunder

WH: Supply Chain Crisis Due To Americans’ Stockpiling Ahead Of...

October 19, 2021 0

WH On Buttigieg Paternity Leave: Pete’s Recovering From Episiotomy After Difficult Adoption

WH On Buttigieg Paternity Leave: Pete’s Recovering From Episiotomy After...

October 15, 2021 0

Reporters Shout ‘President Brandon? President Brandon?!’ As He Turns Back On Questions

Reporters Shout ‘President Brandon? President Brandon?!’ As He Turns Back...

October 10, 2021 0

Biden Proposes Raiding The Human Fund, Using Carbon Credits To Pay For Trillions In Spending

Biden Proposes Raiding The Human Fund, Using Carbon Credits To...

October 6, 2021 0

Emmy Voters Forced To Attend ‘Black Acting School’ After Whites Sweep 2021 Awards

September 20, 2021 E. Williams Comments Off on Emmy Voters Forced To Attend ‘Black Acting School’ After Whites Sweep 2021 Awards

ATLANTA – A day after the 2021 Emmy Awards show, enrollment swelled at the Black Acting...

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CNN Rebrand: ‘Same Sh*t, Different Day With Don Lemon’ Replaces ‘CNN Tonight With Don Lemon’

May 17, 2021 E. Williams 1

NEW YORK – CNN has decided to rebrand one of its shows. It’s a change that...

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Singer John Legend, Who’s Not An Oncologist, Calls Trump A Cancer

November 26, 2019 E. Williams Comments Off on Singer John Legend, Who’s Not An Oncologist, Calls Trump A Cancer

HOLLYWOOD – Singer and recent winner of the Sexiest Woke Man Alive 2019, John Legend, today...

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New Rating Lets Moviegoers Know If Film Was Shot In Abortion-Friendly State

June 1, 2019 E. Williams Comments Off on New Rating Lets Moviegoers Know If Film Was Shot In Abortion-Friendly State

HOLLYWOOD – The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) has decided to add a new classification...

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Real Housewives Of Game Of Thrones Trounces GOT8 Ratings

April 15, 2019 E. Williams 1

WESTEROS – The Game of Thrones final season premier was a ratings juggernaut for HBO. That...

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Jussie Smollett To Receive Razzie For Worst Hate Crime Performance

February 21, 2019 E. Williams 1

CHICAGO – In a late addition to this week’s 2019 Golden Raspberry Awards, or “Razzies” as...

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US Women’s Soccer Team Favorite To Win Gold In Kneeling Competition At Wokyo Olympics

July 22, 2021 E. Williams Comments Off on US Women’s Soccer Team Favorite To Win Gold In Kneeling Competition At Wokyo Olympics

WOYKO (WOKE-e-O) – As the 2024 Wokyo Olympics open in Japan , the IOC announced a...

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What’s Wrong With Him? Biden Won’t Stop Calling Lids

September 28, 2020 E. Williams Comments Off on What’s Wrong With Him? Biden Won’t Stop Calling Lids

DELAWARE – On the eve of the first 2020 presidential debate, rumors keep swirling around Joe...

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Woke NFL Would Prefer White Players Not Tackle Black Players

September 4, 2020 E. Williams Comments Off on Woke NFL Would Prefer White Players Not Tackle Black Players

NEW YORK – It’s all about racial equality. The NFL is totally woke and they don’t...

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Woke NFL: Players Should Raise Closed Fist When Scoring If They Want Points To Count

July 6, 2020 E. Williams Comments Off on Woke NFL: Players Should Raise Closed Fist When Scoring If They Want Points To Count

NEW YORK – In a further effort to show they’ve cowed to the demands of the...

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NCAA: Gatorade Baths Out, But Players Can Dump Bucket Of Hand Sanitizer On Coaches

May 17, 2020 E. Williams Comments Off on NCAA: Gatorade Baths Out, But Players Can Dump Bucket Of Hand Sanitizer On Coaches

INDIANAPOLIS – It was fun while it lasted. Watching players on a winning team douse their...

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MLB: Baseball May Never Return If Spitting Banned Due To COVID

May 10, 2020 E. Williams Comments Off on MLB: Baseball May Never Return If Spitting Banned Due To COVID

NEW YORK – Word on the diamond is that Major League Baseball may never return if...

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